A: A polter-heist!
Q: What did the werewolf do after graduating school?
A: He went to claw school!
Q: Why was the boy witch unable to go out?
A: His parents kept him under warlock and key!
Q: Why did Dracula return his new computer to the store?
A: It didn't have enough bytes!
Q: How do spiders do computer research?
A: On the Web!
Q: Why are mummies so boring at parties?
A: Because they're so stiff!
Q: What do old spirits do when they retire?
A: They move to a ghost town!
Q: What holiday do zombies love the most?
A: Mummy's Day!
Q: Why doesn't Dracula do well on blind dates?
A: Because all the girls think he's a little batty!
Q: Why do skeletons make great stand-up comedians?
A: Because they've got real funny bones!
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