Q: What did one autumn leaf say to another?
A: I'm falling for you!
Q: How does an elephant get out of a tree?
A: Sits on a leaf and waits until autumn!
Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling green!
Q: What month are trees scared of?
A: Sept-timber!
Q: What has leaves but isn't a tree?
A: A table!
Q: What did the little tree say to the big tree?
A: Leaf me alone!
Q: What did the tree do when the bank closed?
A: It started a new branch!
Q: What did the red leaf say to the yellow leaf?
A: Have a nice trip. I'll see you in the fall!
Q: What does the tree do when he is ready to go home?
A: He leaves!
Q: What did the tree say when he was burned down?
A: I can't beleaf this!
No comments:
Post a Comment